50 Ways to Piss Off Kiba1. Every time he scratches, suggest that he take a flea bath2. Or a regular bath even. Just something.3. Remind him that bestiality is a crime, and its kind of strange to have a dog as your life partner4. Remind him that dogs live shorter lives than people5. Ask why he doesnt just admit that hes hot for Shino already6. Tell the medi-nins that he has rabies7. Tell people that he sniffs butts as a greeting8. Tell him Kurenais baby is actually his9. Tell ASUMA that Kurenais baby is actually Kibas10. Every time he sits down, tell him to get off the furniture11. Tie Akamaru up12. Then hang him from a rope and use him as a piñata13. Ask if his long nails cause any problems during his alone time14. Tell all the academy students he has a tail15. Film them trying to pull his pants down16. Keep going on and on about how lame it was he was defeated because Naruto FARTED17. Strip him naked and drop him off at an anime convention
50 Ways to Piss Off Kakuzu1. Call him Zuzu or Kazu2. Tell him hes almost as much of a cold-hearted bastard as Pein or Madara3. Tell him he seriously needs some moisturizer4. Ask if you can borrow one of his hearts5. Dye his stitches pink6. Ask whats wrong with his eyes7. When the faces come out of his back, make a face and say Ew, his pimples burst!8. Ask why he can throw up string and if thats really useful9. Accuse him of being the one to start the nail polish trend10. Cut out one of his tentacles11. Play jump rope with it12. Ask if you can borrow some money13. Compare him to Mr. Krabs (both are REALLY cheap ^__^)14. Tell Hidan hes in love with him15. Tell TOBI hes in love with him16. Whenever he walks into a room, play Coming Undone17. Whenever he walks into a room, play What What (the gay song by Samwell)18. Ask if either of these songs touch his heart(s)19. Buy a bunch of issues of Seventeen magazine and show th
50 Ways to Piss off Zetsu1. Tell him he should see a therapist about his split personality disorder2. Ask how he gets his shirt on over the flytrap on his head3. Buy him plant food4. When he asks what the hell thats for, tell him he cant get vitamins from eating people5. Accuse him of stealing some of the bodies Sasori wanted to make into puppets6. Show him ZetsuTobi7. Ask if watching cross pollination is like porn to him8. Put ZetsuKisa posters up around the lair9. Tell everyone it was his idea10. Ask if he can talk to plants11. Call him a flower child12. Set fire to his plants13. Blame it on Hidan14. Ask if hes a clown15. Hire him to entertain at birthday parties (warning: this will NOT go well)16. Tell him hes like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde17. Convince Kakuzu itd be cheaper to use him as a Christmas tree18. Threaten him with gardening tools19. Spray him with Weed Killer20. Ask what species his parents were21. Set him up on a blind date22. With a tree23. Ask
50 Ways to Piss Off Sakura1. Ask why she even BOTHERS chasing after Sasuke, when its so obvious hes gay2. Tell her shes completely useless3. If she denies it, show her all the clips where they actually SAY in the series that shes useless4. Accuse her of trying to seduce Kakashi5. Ask why she wont just admit her love for Naruto/Lee already6. Tell her that her forehead is HUGE7. Tell her she shouldnt be so jealous of Ino, because she a FEW okay traits as well8. When she asks what they are, pretend to think hard for a long time, then say Okay, youre right. You suck.9. Call her Suckura10. Show her all the We Hate Sakura clubs11. Send her Narutos Ramen bill12. Put a bunch of InoSaku in her room13. Tell her Ino dropped it off there
as a hint14. Ask if her night job pays well15. Ask where she got the contacts16. Tell her that her hair reminds you of really cheap bubblegum17. Tell Naruto she has a HUGE c
50 Ways to Piss Off Gaara1. Call him the sandman2. Ask where he got the contacts3. Tell him he does a great job with his eyeliner4. Hold an emo contest between him and Uchiha Sasuke5. Declare him the clear winner6. If he protests, show the scene when hes a kid and is trying to stab his wrists7. Show him LeeGaa8. Ask why hes always on bottom9. Ask if hes wearing underwear under his robes10. If he refuses to answer, assume this means no11. Write ____ was here on his gourd12. Blame Kankuro13. Ask if itd kill him to just brush his hair14. Get him green spandex for his birthday15. Get a really SEXY picture of Lee in a heart shaped frame16. Put it on his desk17. Swear that its always been there18. Stare at him for a long time19. When he finally asks why youre staring, say you were just wondering when hed go all homicidal again20. Ask if he still has his teddy bear21. No matter what he answers, point and laugh22. Buy him
50 Ways to Piss Off Naruto1. Keep asking if hes a clone of the fourth (yeah, I know hes actually his son)2. Steal his Ramen3. Destroy every place in Konoha that sells Ramen4. Run up to him in front of a bunch of people and yell Naruto! You forgot to take your medicine this morning!5. Ask what the hell the marks on his cheeks are6. Show him an M rated SasuNaru doujinshi7. Make copies and give them out to everyone8. Tell Sasuke it was Narutos idea9. Call him kitty10. Call him Narutard or Nerduto11. Give him a 5000 item list as to why Sasuke is better12. Tell everyone that when he found out Sasuke wore underwear, Naruto stopped13. Ask why he keeps pretending he didnt enjoy kissing Sasuke14. Tell him Sasuke dreams about him at night15. Tell him he has no chance with Sakura because hes not emo16. Suggest he go for Sasuke instead17. Tell him hes a loser because he lets SAKURA beat him up and shes the weakest ninja EVER18. Te
50 Ways to Piss Off Pein1. Wave a magnet in his face2. Ask if he uses all his bodies for an orgy3. Tell him his eyes are creepy and the Sharingan looks way cooler4. Call him Yondaime5. Pretend you believe him to be a shadow6. Ask if any other shadows can talk, or if hes just magical7. Tell him one of his bodies looks like a girl8. Tell him Zetsus hitting on Konan9. Ask what kind of parents name their kid Pein (It means the same thing in Japanese as pain)10. Tell him its really lame how all his bodies have the same name, and that as an evil mastermind he should have more creativity.11. Point out that his eyes look like targets12. Try to hit them when training with kunai13. Ask if he needs a hug14. Tell him his god-complex is just lame and will get him killed15. Show him Death Note as proof16. Ask WHY he wants to even take over the world17. Follow him around constantly18. If he asks what youre doing, say youre playing Follow the Leader19.